I think I boarded the Crazy Train last week. Destination: Kelleys Island, Ohio. The itinerary looked fabulous on paper: several days on one of my favorite Lake Erie islands, first with high school girlfriends and then with family, followed by my great-niece’s first birthday celebration in Cleveland before eventually heading home to Maryland. What could possibly go wrong? Apparently, I should never ask that question. Before I get to the mayhem, though, I need to say this: I lo